Milkshakes Are Sweet, Handshakes Are For When You Meet, And The Commanders Are The First Team To Beat… The Ravens, In Preseason, Since 2015.

Published on 22 August 2023 at 22:10

In the Commanders second preseason game last night, Joey Slye made a 49-yard field goal to put the exclamation point on the Battle of The Beltway. A battle, that which it was with a final score of 29-28. QB Sam Howell impressed many by going 19/25, 188 yards and 2 TDs, while only playing the first half. While this win seems like a definite turning point in this new era of the franchise, it wasn’t the most talked about thing that happened last night. New owner, and Washington’s savior, Josh Harris made the public think he was on drugs with one of the most awkward booth interviews you’ll ever see.  

Although Harris may be an awkward billionaire and a little socially inept, this is completely Joe Buck's fault for misleading Josh. They say, “it’s not about the grades you make, it’s about the hands you shake,” and coming from a guy that has almost failed multiple classes in my lifetime (shoutout math) Josh Harris is at the top of the list for me of people’s hands I want to shake. This may just be the optimistic Washington fan in me speaking, but this horrific exchange may just be the gateway into a new era. Out with the old, in with the new, the bad man is gone, along with the losing too.

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